Artist: | Fascinating Aida (English) |
User: | dfurn31 |
Duration: | 130 seconds |
Delay: | 12 seconds |
Chord names: | Not defined |
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Comment: |
Not your normal Christmas song, sung by a group of three naughty ladies (Fascinating Aida). |
Try Not To Be A C*%t At Christmas - Fascinating Aida
Verse:
C
Christmas comes but once a year
Am
And when it comes it brings good cheer
Dm G C G
A season of goodwill and fun
C
And yet while most of us feel festive
Em
Grinches out there just get restive
D G
And spoil it all for everyone
Pre-Chorus:
F C A7
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
D7 G
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice
Chorus:
G C
Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
Dm7
Take a tip from Santa’s elf
G7 Am7 D
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
D7 G
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly
C F
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop
Fm G D#
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop
C F E7 Am
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry
D7 G7 C
And try not to be a cunt.
A7
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
D7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt.
A7
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
D7 Dm7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt
G C
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.