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       C                                 F
I was travellin' here and there, even knocking heaven's door,
       C                                G                  G7   
Singing songs like you can hear to increase my chance to score.
         C                 C7              F             F7
And the truth that I have found needs no proof from Vatican:
      C                                     G          G7    C     C7   
Our Lord made girls with titties. It's the best that he has done.

Ref:
          F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.

       C                                 F
Sometimes you may meet some lasses – and you'd better pass them by,
       C                                     G             G7   
Saying: "We don't sell our asses" – that is just a fuckin' lie.
         C                 C7           F             F7
You don't need to be that pretty, as a market study says: 
      C                              G          G7    C     C7   
If the lady has got titties, it's a treasure that she has.

          F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.

       C                                      F
If you have nice-looking cleavage, there is nothing you can't do.
            C                           G          G7   
You don't think about living – living thinks about you.
         C                 C7              F             F7
You will get a help from strangers, everybody would be friends,
           C                                G          G7      C     C7   
Who would save you from all dangers just to give your tits a glance.

          F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.

       C                               F
You will have a fancy house; you will have a brand-new car.
       C                    G              G7   
Anywhere anyhow you'll be treated like a star.
         C        C7              F             F7
No worries, no troubles, so the only thing you do
         C                           G          G7    C     C7   
Is just waving tits around, letting people look at you.

 C7       F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.

             C                                 F
Tits – they rule the world, you know: east and west and north and south.
       C                                G                  G7   
Even babies in the cradles want to have them in the mouth.
         C                 C7              F             F7
But if aging had come close and your boobs are touching floor –
      C                                     G          G7    C     C7   
You just go to plastic surgeon. Now you're ready for some more.

          F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.
          F         F7       C                 G       G7        C        
Titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties.