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[Intro]
F, C

[Verse 1]
              F        C                     Dm                     Bb
According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right.
              F       C                            Dm                   Bb
According to you, I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind.
F                    C                      Dm                     Bb
   I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life.
              F        C                Dm (--  Solo)
According to you.         According to you.

[Chorus]
                  Bb       C                     Dm                         Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
              Bb      C                   Dm                     Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb                      C                               Dm                         Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
     Bb                          C                 Bb (--  Solo)
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you.

[Verse 2]
              F       C                 Dm                         Bb
According to you, I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place.
              F     C                          Dm                   Bb
According to you, I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
F                         C                Dm                          Bb
   I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with it.
              F      C                 Dm (--  Solo)
According to you.        According to you.

[Chorus]
                  Bb       C                     Dm                         Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
              Bb      C                   Dm                     Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb                      C                               Dm                         Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
     Bb                          C                 Dm (--  Bridge)
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you.

[Bridge]
Dm                    Bb            F              Am
   I need to feel appreciated like I'm not hated. oh-- no--.
Dm                Bb                      Bb                     Bb
   Why can't you see me through his eyes?   It's too bad you're making me de-cide.

[Solo]
Bb, C, Dm, Dm/G
Bb, C, Dm, Dm/G

[Pre-Chorus]
              F          C                          Dm                    (Bb)
According to me, you're stupid, you're useless, you can't do anything right. 

[Chorus]
                  Bb       C                     Dm                         Dm/G
But according to him, I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head.
              Bb      C                   Dm                     Dm/G
According to him, I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted.
Bb                      C                               Dm                         Dm/G
Everything is opposite, and I don't feel like stopping it. Baby tell me what I got to lose.
     Bb                          C                 Bb
He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. (you, you) According to you.

[Outro] 
(acoustic guitar)
              F        C                     Bb
According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right