Artist: | Foster and Allen (English) |
User: | kevin.cushnan@gmail.com |
Duration: | 130 seconds |
Delay: | 12 seconds |
Chord names: | Not defined |
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Comment: | - |
Seven Old Ladies
CHORUS (after each verse)
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7 C
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 1
C
The first lady in was the ministers daughter
G7
She was in there an hour and a quarter
C
She was so skinny her bum touched the water
G7 C
Nobody knew she was there
Chorus
Verse 2
C
Now the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray
G7
She went in there in a terrible hurry
C
By the time she got in it was too late to worry
G7 C
Nobody knew she was there...
Chorus
Verse 3
C
Now the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey
G7
Who settled inside just to make herself comfy
C
She tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free
G7 C
And nobody knew she was there
NOTE: Same chords for every verse...
Chorus
Verse 4
The next old lady was old Mrs. Draper
she went in couldn't find the paper
The only thing there was a brick layers scraper
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus
Verse 5
The next old lady was Abigail Splatter,
She went there 'cause something was surely the matter.
When she got there, it was only her bladder,
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus
Verse 6
The next old lady was Antoinette Boomer
She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers
And when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus
Verse 7
The last lady in was old Mrs. Mason
She had to go quick so she went in the basin
And that was the water that I washed my face in
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...